ESPN did a story on Outside The Lines in which it seems that Texas A&M's Heisman winner Johnny Manziel took money from autograph brokers. Manziel was captured on video saying things such as, "you never did a signing with me" and a broker can be heard asking if he would take "additional cash for special inscriptions." The word additional, as we all know, implies that there had to be some money on the table to begin with. The NCAA is currently investigating the quarterback's shenanigans. Here's my question for you, Johnny Football- Do you think you're above the law? Well, I have a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite . . . You aren't. There is only one man who is above the law and that is Steven Seagal . . . Skinny Steven Seagal, not fat Steven Seagal. Fat Steven Seagal would be too easy to catch.
