UGA Receiver Gets Injured . . . While Celebrating?!

UGA Wide Receiver Malcolm Mitchell was injured during the Bulldogs loss to the Clemson Tigers this past weekend.  But it wasn't on a spectacular catch or a key block.  Nope.  Mitchell was injured while celebrating in the end zone after teammate Todd Gurley rushed for a 75-yard touchdown in the first quarter of the game.  Mr. Jones (John Witherspoon's character from "Friday") has a question for Mitchell . . . How the hell you gonna get injured on your play off?!

That one was for you, Dad.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9625483/malcolm-mitchell-georgia-bulldogs-hurts-acl-celebrating-teammate-td

Did Manziel Take Cash For Autographs?

ESPN did a story on Outside The Lines in which it seems that Texas A&M's Heisman winner Johnny Manziel took money from autograph brokers.  Manziel was captured on video saying things such as, "you never did a signing with me" and a broker can be heard asking if he would take "additional cash for special inscriptions."  The word additional, as we all know, implies that there had to be some money on the table to begin with.  The NCAA is currently investigating the quarterback's shenanigans.  Here's my question for you, Johnny Football- Do you think you're above the law?  Well, I have a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite . . . You aren't.  There is only one man who is above the law and that is Steven Seagal . . . Skinny Steven Seagal, not fat Steven Seagal.  Fat Steven Seagal would be too easy to catch.

Florida LB Arrested For Barking at Police Dog

Florida Gators linebacker Antonio Morrison has been arrested . . . again.  This time he went to the clink for barking at a police dog, but in his defense it was a Bulldog.  Story here.