A-Rod Sues MLB . . . No Surprise.

Alex Rodriguez is suing Major League Baseball over their investigation regarding his steroid use and his involvement in the Biogenesis scandal.  He is taking the stance of "How Dare You Use Incriminating Evidence Against Me."  And this is why you suck at life, A-Rod.  Enjoy your seat on the couch during the playoffs.

Former Bear Urlacher Revealed That Players Would "Take A Dive"

Former All-Pro linebacker and Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher admitted that, when he played, they would slow down other teams by asking players to intentionally fake injuries.  In baseball, this practice is known as an "A-Rod."

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9634085/brian-urlacher-admits-chicago-bears-faked-some-injuries

A-Rod Scratched From Rehab Start Due To "Tightness in His Thigh"

According to ESPN, A-Rod was scratched from the Triple-A Scranton lineup today due to "tightness in his left thigh."  He left for NY to get an MRI, but there is no word yet on whether doctors will diagnose him with a hurt pussy. Story here.